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At the conclusion we were all of us agreed that the proof was to be found within the pudding, and no mistake, for no sooner had young Jack (the bravest and strongest of the group and no joke) seen fit to wedge his thumb into’t than out the questing digit popped, making a sound like a falling custard and a dislodging a fleshly and voluptuous PLUM, at which none of us observing were surprised, having anticipated just such an outcome from the commencement.

What we need is more drama. Like, if I were to accuse you of loving me insufficiently, and test you silently, then pout evasively when my secret tests went undetected. That would be, like, really great if we could do some more of that.

Zsa Zsa is an inhuman alien. I mean just look at her!

Picture a toddler pumping a little toddler-sized dumbbell. Picture him working his little muscles raw.

I had a friend in high school who took the phrase “ripped” a little too literally. Once every two weeks, he would work out until all of his muscles were literally torn. Apparently, they would grow in twice as strong and firm as before, like drug resistance or shaving your legs. When I knew him, he was unable to touch his own shoulders. To be honest, we were more “acquaintances” than friends.

Sympathy for the Devil (lyrics).

Fight! Fight! Fight! Looking forward to the weekend.

Zsa Zsa

rebecca-black

Hast thou ever danced with the Devil in the moonlight pale? Never Have I Ever.

Danger, Will Alexander!

Spiritual capital that will pay dividends.

Pecuniary capital that is of, or relating to, or consists of money (capital). Scratch. Scratch that.

Twinkle, twinkle, little Lamb. How I wonder what you’re at.

I’ve seen Paranormal Activity and Paranormal Activity 2 and Paranormal Activity 3, but I haven’t seen Paranormal Activity 4 or Paranorman or Damien: Omen II or Omen III: The Final Conflict. I have seen The Sentinel (1977).

The Sentinel (1977) presents a vision of Hell as populated primarily by homosexuals and the deformed. This is something I have to wonder about.

I’ve also seen Lucky McKee’s The Woods (2006), which I purchased at the dollar store for only $1 dollar.

Wikipedia entry on Lesley Gore (recording artist).

Could Rebecca Black be the new Lesley Gore/Zsa Zsa Gabor?

EPIC post on theyearisyesterday u guise!!! CHECK IT OUT! Link

And so we were all of us much obliged to Jack for confirming and conforming to that which we all knew, and to Goosing his Mother, for it had been from within her hairy “pie” that the PLUM, and thenceforth the truth, had been recovered, and after no small debate ’twas decided that the fruit had best be split into elevenths so that we could each partake according to our individual whims and passions.

 

Love,

Zsa Zsa Black

 

 

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